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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
leafkisser
starkidlabs

If there is a bug in your room do you…

Kill it

Leave it to Chill

Remove it from the Premises (catch it and release it somewhere else)

Secret 4th Option

(Select what you do most often and if you select 4 please tell me what you do with em)

depends on the bug spiders can chill in the corners or else theyre getting out of the window bees get caught and released fruit flies get killed i have no mercy for those
fereldanwench
danielnelsen

do you think of your hawke as having a secondary personality type?

yes: primary blue, secondary purple

yes: primary blue, secondary red

yes: primary purple, secondary blue

yes: primary purple, secondary red

yes: primary red, secondary blue

yes: primary red, secondary purple

no: blue only*

no: purple only*

no: red only*

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*’no’ answers include ‘primary personality with both others equal’

i know there’ll be people who think of two personalities being equally primary, but i’m keeping it in line with the game in that regard. you’ve gotta pick one, but maybe you can have a secondary type as a treat

edit: just as a reminder because not everyone necessarily refers to the personalities by colour; blue is peaceful/diplomatic, purple is humorous/charming, and red is aggressive/direct

purple then blue I like my hawke a chaotic good dumbass dragon age
merge-conflict
merge-conflict

I realize it's just a headcanon of mine that Takemura loves a little bit of mischief, but I will submit several canonical events to support my theory:

  • After meeting with Oda, if you ride with him in the car he will sternly warn V not to mock him and then minutes later V and a stranger can convince him to do his best Hideshi Hino impression, which absolutely bombs
  • He plays right along with V's "what happened to Dexter Deshawn again?" with "He is deceased" without being annoyed or disapproving
  • Before the parade starts, even though he seems to hate all streetfood, he buys a scopburger and waits until V is within view to drop it several stories off a railing and then complain about it
  • The industrial park quest where he jokes "I will make their systems sick" and then genuinely laughs when V tells him he can take the float all the way to Tokyo
  • The straight-faced way he tells V they "do not look so bad" can be read as just reassurance, but tell me that's not the kind of joke you might tell someone to make them feel better?
  • When Hellman freaks out and runs someone over, Takemura pats him on the shoulder and tells him (paraphrasing here) that he did a good job as a chauffeur
  • Actually his entire opening conversation with Hellman before he interrogates him and the way he threatens to waterboard him is entirely unnecessary unless he's amusing himself

Like, he's almost always deadpan and obviously there are a lot of times where he's too focused or annoyed for humor, but c'mon!! Who was it that once said Takemura was like the comic relief for this game? Because they are 100% correct.

your honour I love him cyberpunk 2077 goro takemura